FORWARDING AGENT

"So here, for what they're worth, are laughs from Lara. I don't know who Lara is. She's just a forwarding agent. But I do know she has a sense of humor, even though her women's collection of photos does not feature Janet Jackson's right breast.

"Her election collection offers a solution to the voting-machine crisis (especially for Florida's voters), suggests a design change for Air Force One, and does justice to the Maximum Leader (as well as Al Gore). On this page, she addresses the casualties of war, the I.R.S., McDonald's and (not least but least funny) Osama bin Laden. There's more: optical illusions, for instance.